Gentlemen, you may want to step away from the computer for this one.
Today while I was taking my shower, Aidan got into a new box of Lightdays that I'd accidentally left within his grasp. I peeked out to check on him at one point, and he'd dumped them all in the floor. Annoying, but no big deal. They'll go back in the box.
A few minutes later, he flings the shower curtain back and asks, "Mommy, do you like my sticker?" When I turn to look, I realize he's taken off his underpants, peeled the backing from one, and stuck it to the end of his peep. It was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. He's lucky I was in the shower, or I might've taken a photo to preserve the hilarity of the moment.
The worst part, though, was when it came time to rip it off.